What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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... Chan chan

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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People...

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yolo your orange looks orange

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The Labour Party.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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