- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

racism...deal with it!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

One time I walked into a fat kid..

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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