- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Banana Hamock.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

im a dragon, no im not

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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