Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

wanna here a good joke? me too.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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