So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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