- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

12 in general

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

4

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What? Yes.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??