Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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WHAT????

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Religionh

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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