What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Pain Olympics.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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feminists.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Chicken

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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