I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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