- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Horse with a chair on his head.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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