Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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robin, get in the car.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

tim has no humor

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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