- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

This is a joke.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Female rights.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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