- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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