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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

So I was walking down the road today

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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