If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

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