- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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