- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim has no humor

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Dislike this.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

robin, get in the car.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

feminists.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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