A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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