I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Killing your friend as a joke.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Women's rights.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Dakota Fanning

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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