- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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