- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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