- Anti Joke

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Who wants $300? Me too.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting