What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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