- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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