You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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