- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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