A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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who is awesome? no one...

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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