Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Racial Equality

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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