What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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kesha is a virgin.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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think twice or at least think

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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