Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

who is awesome? no one...

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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