- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

boobs.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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