What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

That is so fetch

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

You're tall.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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