- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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