How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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