why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

"Knock knock" Come in!

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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