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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A blind man walks into a wall.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

National security?

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Granny porn!

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

i like it in the mouth

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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