- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Obama being reelected.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

You suck big fat slobber

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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