- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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