- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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