- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

This is a joke.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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