why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Hi

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A man makes a sandwich.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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PENIS :)

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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