- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Where's the soap?

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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