Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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