- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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