Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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