Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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