- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

If i open this door you can go trough it

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Cancer.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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