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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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