- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Continents are large islands.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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