How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Penis.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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