Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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A Fat Kenyan

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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