What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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