why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Nuneaton..

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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