A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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penus

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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