A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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