One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Anti Joke

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