Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Sex vagina. lol.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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