why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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