Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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women rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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