Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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