If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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