What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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