What happened to your hamster? It died.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I have suicidal thoughts

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

women rights

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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