- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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