Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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