What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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