- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Winter

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

drugs.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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