- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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