- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Your wife died during the delivery.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

When you have read this, you've already read it.

homosexuals are gay

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's the difference between a lamp?

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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