- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

wanna hear a joke? yes

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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