- Anti Joke

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

dead dibbs

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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