a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Your sex life.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Nickleback.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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