Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Nickleback.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Your sex life.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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