If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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knock knock come in!

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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