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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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I was once a hamster.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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