- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Knock knock

Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Why did the

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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