- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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