what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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dead dibbs

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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