- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

brock has small hands for a small job

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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