Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

gay pom...

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Sammi suck kyles chode

I dont have a girlfriend

Jayden Eccles

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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