If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Why did the

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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