What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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gay pom...

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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I was once a hamster.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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