- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the president do for the people? ...

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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