A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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DEATH.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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david poredos

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Grace Ackerson

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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