What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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