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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.