Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Testicles.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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