Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

A French man gets into a fight

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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