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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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A French man gets into a fight

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Where's my tractor?

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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