Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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