How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Refrigerator

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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